turntnip:

gym class

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faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

sh4ne:

paceboy:

sh4ne:

caraknightley:

nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings

LIST OF FAVOURITE ANIMATIONS:
Anastasia (1997)

On the wind. ‘Cross the sea. Hear this song and remember. Soon you’ll be home with me. Once upon a December.

The Sass Master ™
Hi my name is Loryn and I'm addicted to good smelling women. Tattoo connoisseur. Tegan Quin held my hand once.
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